Maybe, unlike me, you haven't finished your Christmas shopping yet. If not, consider buying my cousin Alex's book for somebody close to you. Buy one for yourself, too:
You can read about the book on his website and blog: www.tawdryknickers.com! You'll love it. I promise.
(p.s. For the record, he's not really my cousin; but he's married to my cousin. I am just BIRGing here.)
(p.p.s. What does BIRGing mean? Can we have a social psychologist in the house please? Anyone?)
And in case your friends are less erudite, consider this:
I found this image when I was searching for a picture of AnPanMan. There's a joke in there somewhere...maybe you can find it?