by Darrin and Max
5 p.m. Friday. A beer would be nice... A trip to the store produced a not-at-all familiar array of brew size-scales!
The obvious choice to begin-just go mini. Then one can enjoy the "crisp, refreshing taste of good times"(TM, Asahi) in a satisfying, pre-dinner size and have more later.
Well. I don't know....I'm thirsty and want to begin the weekend right. So maybe tall-guy goes first.
Hold on, it is only 5.... I'm starving - the big beer might do me in. The proper size is the medium small.
Ah, but once I start, I'm going to want another one... The medium-small will be gone quickly but dinner is a ways off. So a pairing of the medium-small and the mini is perfect.
Uh oh. But the mini has already made friends with other dinky things in the fridge.
Say bye-bye to your little friend, yogurt.
(two seconds later)