Zoo Land, Ta Dah. (Photos and Text by Max)

You are about to see pictures of a zoo.

For those who have high blood pressure, heart problems, or are currently pregnant, please switch to another blogger.

That is a zebra. That is my finger to the bottom left.

You could saute those chicken feet.

Can you see why Alek is soooooo interested?

There was real monkey business in here. I mean, real.

Another reminder: They're monkeys, not hamsters. Their treadwheel is bigger by about a meter.

Wow.

Peek. A. Boo.

Who needs giraffes?

Rock? Or hippo?

"The last one needed salt."

"Those pink birds have a bone to pick with me."

Notice this was before, not after, I went on a business trip.

My mum mum says I'm bigger than when I left.

I sure feel bigger.

I am holding back giggles at my presentation.

Shout-outs:

Hi Ian! Hi Shane! Hi Mira!

Jordan, I have hippos.