Alek Interview

Today Tiffany posted an interview with her seven year old. Here's Alek's version.

Alek, what did you have for lunch today?

I had rice, meat, and vegetables.

Where do babies come from?

They come from a mom's body.

What do you like best about your parents?

Because they give us a lot of money.

If you could drive the car tonight, where would you go? (If we had a car).

Kura Sushi. Or Aeon Mall.

What’s the best part about being a kid?

That you don't have to go to work.

What’s the best part about being an adult?

I don't think I like I'm going to like being a grown up so I don't know.

What’s the best part about being a younger brother?

Is that you get easier homework.

What do you like about your friends?

That they aren't weird, and they don't....maybe that's all.

Name the three greatest inventions:

Food, the new shinkansen, and a computer.

What do you like about girls?

They aren't so obnoxious, like in America.

What’s the worst part about first grade?

That boys and girls in Grade 2-3 boss people that are in Grade 1 around.

What does it mean to be happy?

To be happy? I don't know how to explain it.

If you were going to write a poem, what would it be about?

A hedgehog.

When will you get a job?

When I am 21.

Describe a perfect meal:

Macaroni, spaghetti, corn, agedofu, and for dessert, a whole Hershey bar of the kind that's called milk chocolate with toffee and almonds.

What’s the worst feeling in the world?

Meeting high school kids when you are in middle school.

Are you a republican or a democrat?

What does that mean?

What’s the best use of five minutes?

Doing projects.

What’s life all about?

Having fun and growing.